Sometimes, The words linger in my mind, just long enough to make me burst into laughter. Ahhhh, Motherhood.... Somewhere ~ my mother is smirking!
Here's just a few... feel free to add your own!
“Yes, you can eat under the table as long as you are quiet.“
“Please dont bat mommy's boobies around like that.”
“That’s called your vagina.”
[stifled horrified laughter - good lord that sounds wrong coming from her]
“No, Mommy was wrong. Those are your lady parts.”
“We do NOT eat lightbulbs. Ever!”