His name was "Moe"... named after the little robot from Wall-E who did all the cleaning up.
Sadly, today at 8:47a.m. "Moe" went to the Underwater Castle in the sky. He is survived by fellow goldfish friends, Eva and Wall -E II.
R.I.P. Moe. You were a good fish. Creepy looking as hell, but a good fish.
Funeral services will be held today at 7:00 p.m. in our backyard under the crabapple tree. A few words will be given by Trinity... and a popcicle stick will be planted in his honor.