Friday, January 1

Dear 2010 ~ Happy New Year



Dear, 2010

First of all, Thank you  for the beautiful blue moon last night, but the -30 that went with it was competely unneccesary.  Not sure what you were thinking there, but . . .

Thanks so much as well for the  lovey head cold I woke up to this morning (the sore throat was a nice touch).  I understand that the pnuemonia and broken arm last year were not your fault, but cut a girl some slack!! Check the paperwork from last year ~ I'm sure it's all there somewhere. 

Oh, and just for the record ~ Your younger brothers, '08 and '09 SUCK!

I also understand that losing my house from a flood, financial ruin,  and loss of a sucessful business I put my heart and soul in were also not your fault... but if you could please keep all natural disasters at bay this year it would be greatly appriciated.

You've got a huge job ahead of you if you're gonna make things right with the world. You've got starving children all over the world, genocide in the Sudan that still needs to be cleaned up, terrorism,  Afganistan (don't get me started) , health care reform, swine flu, etc, but let's start small shall we.  Example:


THIS . . .
< -----

NEEDS
TO
HAPPEN.


Maybe you could make a little switcheroo, and bring back Mother Teresa, or the like... that, in my humble opinion, would make much more sense. Thank you.

So, as for the head cold, and pounding migrane due to the fact you cannot make up your mind on the weather....2010,  if that's how you're gonna play me this year, you're "MESSIN' WITH THE WRONG CHICK!!" 
After last year, and all your bullshit character building experiences, I'm ready for all you can throw at me.

 Sincerely,
M.

P.S.
Also, to my annonymous new friends who think I have access to a penis ~ how you managed to leave me a nice Viagra comment, despite the word verification is nothing but mindboggling.
If our friend, 2010, deciedes to allow me access to a penis, you'll be the first to know!!
Thank you.

23 comments:

ModernMom said...

Oh Hon. 2009 sounds like it was a wild ride! Wishing you health and happiness for 2010...oh and that you and I are both Headache free. Migranes are the worst!

Andrea (ace1028) said...

I've had a killer headache for the last two days. I'm with ya!

Amo said...

So sorry you woke up with a head cold! Ah! But, I don't think that is any indication of how this year will be for you. I think it will be a much better year for everyone who has let go of the past. And yes, 2009 SUCKED!

magda said...

It could only get better? Right? I am so sorry to hear of so Michelle, your year really takes the cake. shit. It is a great achievement that you made to to this day. Good thing you got all that shit out of the way and behind you for the new year.

xxo

otin said...

I have access to a penis, unfortunately I seem to be the one that accesses it the most! LOL!

Aww, sorry to hear about your cold.

I also agree with you about things needing to be made right. I wrote a poem about it on my other blog.

You did have a hard year. You are definitely not a jerk! :)

magda said...

who knows what i intended to say i previous comment? being all formal for the new year, i tried to use caps and ended up making less sense than usual.

take care of that cold. rest yourself. and get ready for a kick ass year.

Brian Miller said...

hope you feel better. 2009 is in the books and can do no more harm...hooray 2010...its gonna be a whole lot better...i hope...

happy new year~!

ck said...

2010's younger brothers really did suck. And the younger sister, '07 is lucky she hasn't been stricken from our family memory.

Here's to a great '10! (Or at least a better one...)

Janie B said...

You know the saying, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger"? Well, you must feel pretty strong right now after a tough year. This year will be better for everyone (I hope).

carma said...

if you do end up with a penis in 2010 I predict lots of financial success :D Happy New Year!

Leanne said...

2010 can only be better. Right? Here's hoping the headache time is short and 2010 is wonderful for you. Oh, and I'm getting all the viagra mail too. Who ARE these spammers?

Lisa said...

I'm sorry 2009 was such a sucky year. Thank God for new beginnings. I hope 2010 begins on a high note and continues upward from there -- you and Trinity deserve it!

Clueless_Mama said...

I am so sorry to hear what a crummy 2009 you had. You are so sweet and certainly deserve a great 2010!! I will keep my fingers crossed for you. BTW, they post those viagra comments on me too. Last time I checked, I was penis free as well. LOL

Maven said...

Onward to a better 2010...

Despite the fact that it was a tad on the negative side, is it wrong that I loved this?

Ha!

Happy New Year
~Mave from A Fabulously Good Life

i_wander said...

"behind every cloud is a silver lining..." i never understood what it meant until i realized that even though i've been through a lot of b*llsh*ts, good things have happened. and maybe this year will be as nice to me... happy new year, dear blogger! i hope you can drop by my place to claim the award that i'm passing on to you. thank you and may you and your daughter have all the best this year! ^_^

blueviolet said...

I'm sorry the years past have been so awful! I hope that 2010 will be everything you want it to be and more!

otin said...

Thanks for the cool site thing!!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Wow, you have GOT to have a better 2010 than 2009. Being that you're starting off with a newly minted penis, I think you're off to a great start. Happy, healthy New Year to you!

RobynsOnlineWorld said...

ROFL! I'm sure 2010 will be much kinder than his younger brothers were.

Brittany at Mommy Words said...

Dear Lord sounds like a tough couple of years. 2010 just simply must be miles better! I can;t believe how terribly sucky the last 2 sound. I would so want to kick their ass to the curb too! Having said that, I am so glad that I met you in 2009. NOw that I have said that - we can forget about the year!

Happy 2010!

mudmama said...

Posty, posty, posty! You are HILARIOUS, first of all. Second of all, I learned new things about you--had no idea abt the flood etc. Gotta keep a sense of humor-huh?! Yeah, screw her younger brothers, 2010 is going to ROCK for you you deserve it!!!!!!!!
(T and T coming soon)

Lisa said...

OMG... THAT WAS FRIGGEN HIGH-LARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously womans. Could you BE any funnier? Could you? I mean REALLY. That is NOT a rhetorical question.

SO SO SO funny. Peed. For real.

Lisa said...

Oh and by the way, you may not know this.. HUGE Sponge Bob fans over here. Like all of us. Huge. But I'm letting it go. I still laughed, though.