First of all, Thank you for the beautiful blue moon last night, but the -30 that went with it was competely unneccesary. Not sure what you were thinking there, but . . .
Thanks so much as well for the lovey head cold I woke up to this morning (the sore throat was a nice touch). I understand that the pnuemonia and broken arm last year were not your fault, but cut a girl some slack!! Check the paperwork from last year ~ I'm sure it's all there somewhere.
Oh, and just for the record ~ Your younger brothers, '08 and '09 SUCK!
I also understand that losing my house from a flood, financial ruin, and loss of a sucessful business I put my heart and soul in were also not your fault... but if you could please keep all natural disasters at bay this year it would be greatly appriciated.
You've got a huge job ahead of you if you're gonna make things right with the world. You've got starving children all over the world, genocide in the Sudan that still needs to be cleaned up, terrorism, Afganistan (don't get me started) , health care reform, swine flu, etc, but let's start small shall we. Example:
THIS . . .
Maybe you could make a little switcheroo, and bring back Mother Teresa, or the like... that, in my humble opinion, would make much more sense. Thank you.
So, as for the head cold, and pounding migrane due to the fact you cannot make up your mind on the weather....2010, if that's how you're gonna play me this year, you're "MESSIN' WITH THE WRONG CHICK!!"
After last year, and all your
Also, to my annonymous new friends who think I have access to a penis ~ how you managed to leave me a nice Viagra comment, despite the word verification is nothing but mindboggling.
If our friend, 2010, deciedes to allow me access to a penis, you'll be the first to know!!