Monday, January 18

Not Me Monday


It's that t ime again... wow, so much "didn't" happen.  I don't know where to start.

1.  I did not stutter like a maniac while trying to have a conversation with Trinit about the dangers of screaming while I'm driving, traffic collisions, and my growing hatred for SAM.

2.   I do not like chocolate.  I especially do not like Cadbury Mini Eggs.  Therefore, I certainly did not drop one in a pile of dirty snow, take a quick look around, then eat if off the ground. 








3.  I did not tell Trinity that I wasn't having a nap, I was just closing my eyes for a while because they were itchy.  I did not fall asleep on the couch for 2 hours while resting my "itchy" eyes. 

4  I did not burn make a batch of cookies, stuff them back in the oven in order to make dinner, and then forget about them for 3 days.








5.  I did not tell Trinity that we couldn't go swimning because someone pee'd in the pool, and it was closed for cleaning.

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6.  I do not still have my christmas tree up.










7.  I did not spend 3 days last week in my pyjama pants and housecoat.












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23 comments:

otin said...

I did not leave for work five minutes late so that I could see what you did not do! LOL

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Oh, me either. I DON'T like Cadbury Mini Eggs so much that I NEVER stockpile a giant bag in the top drawer of my desk and forget to share them with anyone. I would never be that selfish of a bitch. And my Christmas tree is not gathering dust in my living room. That would be crazy.

blueviolet said...

Now what is with those severely burned cookies being jammed back in the oven instead of tossed into the trash? You're a hoot!!!!

Hey Michele, there is no 3 second rule outside. ;)

magda said...

the picture of the boy peeing and barfing in pool is ridiculous. nice.

i did not pretend to be asleep last night to avoid doing certain things with certain people i am married to. not so much pretending as just fast forwarding to the place where i longed to be.

magda said...

i would like to join in the not me monday. i am asking permission. if yes, i will make it a goal for today.

Amy said...

Girl,,
You are way too funny. Thanks for making my day..

Flying Giggles and Lollipops said...

Snow is clean, your fine!

I am going to use the itchy eye thing with my daughter. Anytime I close my eyes for just a second, I hear, "Mommy, wake up!". Yesterday we had a rainy day, perfect nap day, but I kept hearing that.

Together We Save said...

Loved it!! Lots of things I would do too.

Brian Miller said...

lol. five second rule works in dirty snow right?

and if you can find a pool that has not been peed in...

thanks for the chuckles!

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

Hee hee...this was so NOT funny. At all.

Nice cookies lady.

Amo said...

I hate Cadbury Mini Eggs, too, but somehow, a bag of them always makes into my belly. And I think I probably spent at least three days last week in my p.j.'s and slippers. I don't know how it happened. My goal this week is to get dressed everyday, regardless of whether or not I am going anywhere!

Nancy C said...

I find all sorts of weirdness in my oven too! And the microwave. I swear, I must heat up the same cup of coffee ten times a day.

kys said...

I did not just read this and get an instant cookie craving which is sending me on a mental scan of my pantry.

Matty said...

I love your "did nots" every Monday. Sounds like normal life to me.

Missy said...

Love the pee in the pool excuse! Will have to use that one!
I did not take a nap either!

FeliciaE said...

Your did not's are cracking me up. I have never done that with cookies either and by all means i have never fallen asleep while resting itchy eyes.

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

Wow, those are some burnt cookies!

I love your excuse for not taking your daughter swimming. That's pretty classic! I might have to borrow it some time.

It made me laugh, because my entire NMM post was about swimming dreams.

~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom

Christine said...

I so love 'not me' Mondays. I did not ever leave food in the oven for days, either! AND, I did not ever by cadbury eggs and pour out the yolk cuz (it's yucky) I only love the chocolate.

So sad....cuz I would LOVE to keep my PJ's on. I'm definitely going to shoot for that the week after next. Thanks for the inspiration! ((HUGS))

Recovering Procrastinator said...

Love the cookie one. I had some good not me's but didn't get around to a post this week. boo.

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mudmama said...

I did NOT relate to any of hose things ;)

Unknown Mami said...

Are those the cookies? They don't look so bad. I'm sure that with a little milk they would taste fine- if you're into charcoal.

The Absence of Alternatives said...

I've "forgot" about burnt food in the oven too! (Well, I did eventually really forget about it...) Love the Pee Kid picture. I still have my tree up and it is going to be here till Valentine's day at least. Red is the right color for that day. I love this regular post of yours.