It's that t ime again... wow, so much "didn't" happen. I don't know where to start.
1. I did not stutter like a maniac while trying to have a conversation with Trinit about the dangers of screaming while I'm driving, traffic collisions, and my growing hatred for SAM.
2. I do not like chocolate. I especially do not like Cadbury Mini Eggs. Therefore, I certainly did not drop one in a pile of dirty snow, take a quick look around, then eat if off the ground.
3. I did not tell Trinity that I wasn't having a nap, I was just closing my eyes for a while because they were itchy. I did not fall asleep on the couch for 2 hours while resting my "itchy" eyes.
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5. I did not tell Trinity that we couldn't go swimning because someone pee'd in the pool, and it was closed for cleaning.
6. I do not still have my christmas tree up.
7. I did not spend 3 days last week in my pyjama pants and housecoat.