1. I did not make 4 trips to the grocery store in one week because I kept forgetting things on my list. I did not make a special trip back to grocery store SPECIFICALLY for toothpaste, and then come home with 3 more bags that did not contain said toothpaste. I did not end up brushing my teeth all week with "Hannah Montana" toothpaste instead.
2. I did not eat a bag of gummy bears for breakfast.
3. I was not late bringing Trinity to school because I couldn't find my glasses. And after 20 minutes of searching, Trinity did not inform me that they were on top of my head. We did not laugh hysterically at my expense.
4. I did not drive halfway down the block with my purse on the roof of the car.
5. I did not wake up in the middle of the night after a horrible ( Haiti inspired, buried in rubble) kind of nightmare, go into Trinity's empty room (while she was at her dad's) , and grab one of her favorite stuffies for comfort, then cry myself to sleep.
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I've definitely done the "where are my glasses" that were on top of my head the whole time. It's really a good time for all involved (-:
Bring on Tuesday!!!!
xoxoxoxoMel
It's a good thing you didn't eat that bag of gummi bears. Could have bound you up for a month with all that gelatin.
I have done the glasses thing quite a bit! I have actually walked around with my keys in hand looking for my keys.
The dream thing was very touching. Your bond with Trinity is so strong.
4 bags of gummy bears! LOL
Ooh, Hannah toothpaste is perfect for ridding gummy bear guts. Too bad you didn't:)
So sorry about your nightmare..that's just plain sucky. But also a reminder how blessed we actually are...that we can wake up from it all.
Hope your week is fab..just like you!
You make even the ordinary sound special and funny. I fail at the grocery shopping thing every time. I will actually check it off the list and still come home without the item. What am I thinking? Obviously not about shopping.
Kid toothpaste...ugh.
I feel the same about Mondays???
kim
Girl,
That is just a funny and hard week. Sending hugs and laughs..
Gummy bears, fruity and nutritious. I wouldn't see a problem with it if you had in fact eaten them for breakfast. How big is the bag?
I DID NOT plan to fornicate with my husband and then get to irritated by something petty and ridiculous to deliver the goods.
awwww...i love these Not Me posts! too fun!
although i am not sure i'd be able to limit myself to only a few...i'd have a tonne!
some times those snugglies help keep the nightmares away. smiles.
have left a book or two on top of the car...they dont hold up well skidding down the interstate....
the grocery store and i have a sick, sick relationship where i'm pretty sure it laughs at me when it sees me coming. i feel like i'm always there and always forget something. it's terrible!
Oh honey...you need to go back to bed!!
Hannah Montana toothpaste? I bet you're bubble-gum clean!
Ummm I think you and I were seperated at birth! I so could have written this...sounds like a perfectly normal Monday to me!
That made me so sad when you cried! You could come to my house and keep me company when she's at her dads.
You are a scatterbrained but adorable mom!
I constantly walk into the next room to do "something" and immediately forget what that something is. Gummi bears are a great idea though. Sugar fixes everything :)
oh.. on top of your head.
always a classic FAIL.
xoxox
supah
I always love reading what you DID NOT do. You never cease to amaze me:) You are a funny gal.
No, of course not! We would never even imagine that you'd do these things. (As I have my daughter's Froggy since birth sit with me sometimes.)
Tee hee. Too funny, minus the last one, though. {Hugs} Glad the stuffies kept you cozy and safe.
Hugs on the nightmare! All your other stuff sounds a bit familiar ;)
I was LOL at this post as usual until the last one. {{{hugs}}}
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