1) I did not let Trinity perform her own "sniff test" to a pair of her favorite striped tights from the laundry basket before wearing them.
2.) I did not slip in my driveway, fall on my ass, and lay there laughing hysterically while making a snow angel as neighborhood kids walked past me on their way to school.
3.) I did not spend 10 minutes AGAIN looking for glasses that were atop my dumb old head.
4) I did not stay up working on a file, drank two pots of coffee, only to discover that the sun was coming up.
5.) I did not watch Pinocchio with Trinity in FRENCH because she told me we needed to learn a new language.
6.) I did not continue brushing my teeth with Hannah Montana toothpaste until yesterday!!
All in all, it was a pretty good week!!