First of all....
I am not sitting here eating a bunch of Trinity's sour gummy worms while she lay sound asleep and blissfully unaware.
But, if I was doing that (which I am not), and just happened to inadvertently eat them all, you can bet that I would not be running back to the store when she's in school tomorrow to buy a replacement bag or two....(okay, maybe three... four tops... no more than five.)
While at the corner store and spotting an ex-boyfriend walk in, I did not immediately duck and run for cover behind a Dorito's display like a lunatic to avoid being seen.
And if that happened (which it did not), my motivation most certainly would not be on account of the fact; I had no make up on, bandana on my head, and still wearing the pyjama's I slept in the night before.
I did not find myself
I did not get her to clean her room by telling her that Jeremy could come over for a playdate
Nor, did I tell her that eating her carrots and peas, and going to bed a half hour early will make her skin smooth and soft.
And last but not least
I did not
Furthermore, I did not repeat this nutritional meal FOUR times that same day, emptying the entire box (binge much?).
And most importantly, I did not stare at the empty plate, hesitate briefly, and then lick clean the remaining gooey goodness.