"Mommy, guess what girls have that boys don't?"
"Oh look, SpongeBob is on" ( distract, distract, distract)
"Mommy!! I asked you a question. Did you hear me? "
"Um.. well... er ~ no, I didn't." ( Play dumb... that'll work)
" I SAID, do you know what girls have that boys don't?"
"I don't know, what do we have that boys don't?" ( Hey, Is that SpongeBob eating his own foot)
"I don't want to" ( Look, SpongeBob's eyes just fell out!! Isn't that cool!! )
"It's called a Uvula"
"(Big sigh) Wow.. you're very smart. You mean that little dangly thing, right? But, boys have them too.
"Pfttt, Mom. That's called their PENIS"
This conversation is over.
Go brush your teeth.