Friday, February 12

Uvula ~ not to be confused with.....

"Mommy, guess what girls have that boys don't?"

"Oh look, SpongeBob is on" ( distract, distract, distract)

"Mommy!! I asked you a question.  Did you hear me? "

"Um.. well... er ~ no, I didn't." ( Play dumb... that'll work)

" I SAID, do you know what girls have that boys don't?"

"I don't know, what do we have that boys don't?"  ( Hey, Is that SpongeBob eating his own foot)

"Guess!"

"I don't want to" ( Look, SpongeBob's eyes just fell out!! Isn't that cool!! )

"It's called a Uvula"

*crickets*
Ahhhh..... yes, the Uvula. Is that what she's talking about?? Or the other word with same letters, different order, different part of body entirely???  I decided to jump in with both feet.

"(Big sigh)  Wow.. you're very smart.  You mean that little dangly thing, right?  But, boys have them too.

"Pfttt, Mom.  That's called their PENIS"

This conversation is over.
Go brush your teeth.
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33 comments:

Menopausal New Mom said...

Right out of the mouths of babes! Too cute, mine is turning 4 in April and I know the questions and comments will be coming soon!

Thanks for sharing, too cute!

Kristi said...

Oh my goodness!! That is freaking hilarious!! I love it. My oldest is 5 too, though we have yet to have that kind of conversation!! LOL

Christiejolu said...

LMAO! I am crying from laughing so hard! You have to love children!

Missy said...

LMAO! Just wait! It gets much more interesting with age...

Kacie said...

HaHa...

I think you reacted perfectly :)

That One Mom said...

She never fails to crack me up.

Heather McDougle said...

It's crazy what kids say! I love your response to it. Too funny!

Pink Haired Momma said...

That is classic! too cute! Thanks for sharing!!

Reuel said...

Oh my! That is too funny, I'm not sure how I would react to that from my daughter. They do come out with some interesting stuff, don't they?

Arizona Mamma said...

I love you! Really...you crack me up.

Tiffany said...

what a bright child--maybe she'll be a doctor!

Catherine Anne said...

So funny

Matty said...

I love how you are always "distracting" her when she brings something up. Another classic from you.

Ann said...

Love it!
Never a dull moment, right?

My husband quotes Seinfeld "It would behove ya' to take care of your Uvula"

Lisa said...

OMG I needed that laugh, I just cracked the hell up!! She is too freakin' funny!

carma said...

my son was busy chuckling over his "sex ed" class which is referred to as some acronym I think It's FLEBIS. And then he asked if we had those classes when I was in school. I could barely handle that discussion and it didn't even involve body parts, thank goodness :D

mudmama said...

Uvula---heeheehee!!!!!!

Brian Miller said...

hahaha. you made my saturday morning...

Jenners said...

Oh this is just too funny!!!

Michelle @ Flying Giggles said...

Is this what I have to look forward to? Too funny!

Unknown Mami said...

I almost spit up my coffee! Duh mom, that's called a Penis!

Amo said...

That was hilarious! I loved it! Kids are so funny! I can't wait for my son to start talking. He is almost 18 months old and he has no interest!

otin said...

OMFG! That was funny!! Kids are learning way too early! lol

Corrie Howe said...

Sometimes it's just better to talk about it and not make a big deal. Then it just goes away again for a long time. Thankfully. ;-)

Andrea (ace1028) said...

Oh lordy me. Your child makes me cry. That's friggin' hilarious. She's a beauty, mama. You must be so proud!

The Lady's Lounge said...

One of my daughters announced that her vulva smells like pie on a crowded bus at rush hour, when she was about 3 or 4 years old.

I rang the bell, we walked the six blocks home in the rain and I swore to myself never to ask questions I didn't really want the answer to ever again, like...

"Is there a reason you keep putting your hands in your skirt?"

http://www.theladyslounge.com

gayle said...

That is so cute!! I love the funny little things that kids say. Wish I had kept a list!! I am a new follower!! Love your blog!!

Tracie said...

That is hysterical!

I'm holding my breath waiting for questions from my yahoos.

Dana said...

Hysterically funny!

ShellSpann said...

This is too funny!!!

3 Men and a Lady said...

LMAO!!! It will only get more interesting as she grows, too. Just wait :-)

Lori said...

That's hilarious. Thank you for the great laugh!!

Lori @Whenwelisten

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